21 years on this earth and it just occurred to me that you don’t have to keep your starter pokemon with you through the whole game.
So I went to this bar and the doorman tells me to take my hat off then when I get in the bar there’s a bunch of people wearing hats
Bought some Four Loko cause I forgot they were forced to take all the goodness out of it now it tastes and feels like a limp dick
AP: Methamphetamine tinted blue is showing up in the Four Corners region of the US, the same area where blue meth was made infamous in the fictional AMC TV series ‘Breaking Bad.’
A Department of Homeland Security official says distributors are tinting the drug with chemicals in order to advertise and brand their product, although the blue meth is making users sick.
Took a walk at 2am and my neighbor’s got every light in his house on. Dude’s old as fuck so I know he’s not up and doing shit at 2 in the morning and I don’t consider myself much of an environmentalist but I wanted to break into his house just to turn all the lights off you wasteful paranoid bitch nobody’s gonna break into a suburban house in this weather and even if they did you’re not fooling anybody with a bunch of lights